Je to pro n\u00e1s dost z\u00e1sadn\u00ed, \u017ee synkovi prost\u011b nel\u017eeme. Ani ty d\u011btsk\u00e9 l\u017ei u n\u00e1s neusly\u0161\u00edte. Sna\u017e\u00edme se v\u0161e popsat jak to je.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u011bkdo \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: Auto hraje na schovku, zajelo se samo n\u011bkam schovat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me: Zapomn\u011bli jsme auto ve \u0161kolce, z\u00edtra si ho vyzvedneme.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
A pak poslouch\u00e1me hyster\u00e1k, \u017ee to do z\u00edtra bez auta nevydr\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u011bkdo \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: Mus\u00edme s t\u00e1tou do pr\u00e1ce, pohl\u00edd\u00e1 t\u011b d\u011bda s babi\u010dkou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me: Jdeme s mamkou na rande. M\u016f\u017ee\u0161 si hr\u00e1t s d\u011bdou a babi\u010dkou.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
A pak dal\u0161\u00ed hodinu uklid\u0148ujeme \u0159vouc\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b a zme\u0161k\u00e1me za\u010d\u00e1tek kina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No p\u0159edstavu v\u0161ichni m\u00e1te. A spr\u00e1vn\u011b tu\u0161\u00edte, \u017ee se najde n\u011bjak\u00e1 v\u00fdjimka. U n\u00e1s je takov\u00e1 dost specifick\u00e1. Moje milovan\u00e1 man\u017eelka, m\u011b r\u00e1da kou\u0161e. Hodn\u011b r\u00e1da. Hodn\u011b siln\u011b. Je to takov\u00e9 vyzn\u00e1n\u00ed l\u00e1sky, kter\u00e9mu v\u017edycky ut\u00edk\u00e1m p\u0159es cel\u00fd byt a kdy\u017e jsem v pasti, mus\u00edm se nechat pokousat. A v\u00edm, \u017ee se m\u00e1me o jedno kousnut\u00ed rad\u011bji. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No a Ted\u00edk to n\u011bkdy vid\u00ed. Pak mus\u00edme \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee to je jen jako, proto\u017ee do lid\u00ed se nekou\u0161e, to d\u00e1 rozum, \u017ee? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Abychom mu to dok\u00e1zali, \u017ee to je jen jako, taky ho jen jako kousneme. Co\u017e znamen\u00e1, \u017ee mu d\u00e1me n\u011bco jako pusu t\u0159eba na ruku. Ted\u00edk pak jen jako kousne do n\u00e1s a v\u0161ichni si rozum\u00edme, \u017ee do lid\u00ed se nekou\u0161e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A te\u010f p\u0159ijde to nejlep\u0161\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Abychom to v\u0161e potvrdili, maminka jen jako kousne do ta\u0165ky. Ale neud\u011bl\u00e1 to jen jako. Klasicky se do m\u011b zahryzne se v\u0161\u00ed svou l\u00e1skou. A j\u00e1 d\u011bl\u00e1m, \u017ee to je jen jako. V\u011bt\u0161inou si u toho cvrknu do kalhot, nebo mi slezou nehty bolest\u00ed, ale prozradit to nem\u016f\u017eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A v\u0161ichni jsou spokojen\u00ed. Ted\u00edk, \u017ee jsme si pohr\u00e1li, maminka, \u017ee si odbyla l\u00e1skypln\u00e9 kousnut\u00ed a j\u00e1, \u017ee \u017eiju. Zat\u00edm. Co si budeme pov\u00eddat, na\u0161e l\u00e1ska roste a adekv\u00e1tn\u011b tomu se upravuj\u00ed i kousnut\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nicm\u00e9n\u011b existuje i v\u00fdjimka z v\u00fdjimky. To kdy\u017e m\u011b moje milovan\u00e1 man\u017eelka kousne opravdu jen jako. To hned v\u00edm, \u017ee je ohe\u0148 na st\u0159e\u0161e. N\u011bco jsem ud\u011blal, nebo neud\u011blal, ale v ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b je to pr\u016f\u0161vih. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 kousnut\u00ed = \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 l\u00e1ska. A to je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed (skoro), ne\u017e otisk zub\u016f, kter\u00fd vydr\u017e\u00ed t\u00fdden. Nev\u011b\u0159\u00edte? V\u011b\u0159te!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Je to pro n\u00e1s dost z\u00e1sadn\u00ed, \u017ee synkovi prost\u011b nel\u017eeme. Ani ty d\u011btsk\u00e9 l\u017ei u n\u00e1s neusly\u0161\u00edte. Sna\u017e\u00edme se v\u0161e popsat jak to je. N\u011bkdo \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: Auto hraje na schovku, zajelo se samo n\u011bkam schovat. My \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me: Zapomn\u011bli jsme auto ve \u0161kolce, z\u00edtra si ho vyzvedneme. A pak poslouch\u00e1me hyster\u00e1k, \u017ee to do z\u00edtra bez […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/15"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}