{"id":16,"date":"2024-02-12T21:17:44","date_gmt":"2024-02-12T21:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/?p=16"},"modified":"2024-02-12T21:17:44","modified_gmt":"2024-02-12T21:17:44","slug":"nejsem-nervak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Nejsem nerv\u00e1k"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Jako\u017ee v\u016fbec. Ty situace, kdy rodi\u010d\u016fm ujedou nervy, za\u010dnou k\u0159i\u010det, nebo je\u0161t\u011b h\u016f\u0159 daj\u00ed d\u00edt\u011bti na zadek, jsou mi naprosto ciz\u00ed. Na\u0161emu synkovi je 3,5 a nikdy jsem na n\u011bj nek\u0159i\u010del a nikdy jsem ani nem\u011bl \u017e\u00e1dnou pot\u0159ebu k\u0159i\u010det. Jestli ho n\u011bkdy ude\u0159\u00edm, jako\u017ee v\u00fdchovn\u011b, budu to pova\u017eovat za jedno z nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch selh\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00e9ho otcovstv\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kdy\u017e se n\u011bco neda\u0159\u00ed a synek absolutn\u011b nespolupracuje a u\u017e hodinu se t\u0159eba vztek\u00e1, nec\u00edt\u00edm \u017e\u00e1dnou pot\u0159ebu si to na n\u011bj ventilovat. Je to d\u00edt\u011b a on za to t\u011b\u017eko m\u016f\u017ee. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je to takov\u00e1 moje superschopnost. V b\u011b\u017en\u00e9 interakci s dosp\u011bl\u00fdmi m\u011b dok\u00e1\u017eou rozhodit v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b jen lidsk\u00e1 blbost, co\u017e \u0159e\u0161\u00edm hlubok\u00fdm n\u00e1dechem a v\u00fddechem. A pak je\u0161t\u011b \u00famysln\u011b zl\u00e9 jedn\u00e1n\u00ed. To u\u017e nesu h\u016f\u0159e, ale pracuji na tom. Rozhodn\u011b si ale neum\u00edm si p\u0159edstavit, \u017ee bych m\u011bl vybouchnout kv\u016fli jedn\u00e1n\u00ed na\u0161eho mal\u00e9ho synka. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Druhou superschopnost m\u00e1m takovou, \u017ee dok\u00e1\u017eu nic nej\u00edst dlouh\u00e9 hodiny a nijak m\u011b to netr\u00e1p\u00ed a zase naopak um\u00edm se\u017erat t\u0159i porce a dal bych je\u0161t\u011b z\u00e1kusek, ale to je na jin\u00e9 pov\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No jednou se stalo, \u017ee jsme \u0161li pozd\u011b do \u0161kolky. A j\u00e1 nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm, kdy\u017e n\u011bkam jdu pozd\u011b. Jako\u017ee bytostn\u011b. Kdy\u017e jsem jednou p\u0159i\u0161el na pokec s kamar\u00e1dkou 3 minuty p\u0159ed domluven\u00fdm \u010dasem a ona u\u017e tam sed\u011bla, omluvil jsem se j\u00ed, \u017ee jdu pozd\u011b, proto\u017ee gentlemani chod\u00ed aspo\u0148 5 minut p\u0159edem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A my te\u010f byli v situaci, kdy u\u017e ne\u0161lo p\u0159ij\u00edt v\u010das, pouze \u0161lo eliminovat \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9 zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed z 10 t\u0159eba na 5 minut. Bylo jasn\u00e9, \u017ee \u010dern\u00fd punt\u00edk n\u00e1s nemine a v\u0161ichni si na n\u00e1s budou u\u017e cestou ukazovat &#8211; ti jedou pozd\u011b, ostudy jedny. Ne\u017e aby s n\u00e1mi jeli MHD, rad\u011bji si po\u010dkaj\u00ed na dal\u0161\u00ed spoj, jen aby nebyli ve stejn\u00e9m voze. A j\u00e1 jim rozum\u00edm, pozd\u011b se fakt nechod\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A Ted\u00edk moc nespolupracoval. Zrovna tohle ostudn\u00e9 pozdn\u00ed r\u00e1no se musel s\u00e1m obl\u00e9kat, zap\u00ednat ba\u0165\u016f\u017eek a v\u0161echny ty absolutn\u011b nejv\u00edc nejd\u00fdl trvaj\u00edc\u00ed v\u011bci musel d\u011blat s\u00e1m. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b opakovan\u011b, proto\u017ee se mu to nepovedlo na prvn\u00ed pokus. A dle o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed \u0161\u00edlen\u011b pomalu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A moje superschopnost se vytr\u00e1cela. C\u00edtil jsem to. V\u011bd\u011bl jsem, \u017ee to neustoj\u00edm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Byli jsme u\u017e venku p\u0159ed bytem, zb\u00fdvalo obout boty. Posledn\u00ed v\u011bc a ut\u00edkali bychom sprintem do \u0161kolky. Ted\u00edk se ale zase seknul a n\u011bco bylo \u0161patn\u011b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A pak to p\u0159i\u0161lo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vzal jsem tu botu a hodil s n\u00ed o zem. Jako\u017ee fakt. Prost\u011b m\u00edsto polo\u017een\u00ed jsem ji pustil z centimetru v\u00fd\u0161ky. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Srdce se mi zastavilo, \u017ee nejsem vzorem pro synka. Man\u017eelka, kdy\u017e to vid\u011bla, rad\u011bji se rychle zav\u0159ela uvnit\u0159. A zamkla. I ona pochopila, \u017ee to je v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9. Nikdy jsem takhle nevybouchnul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f, p\u00e1r t\u00fddn\u016f po tom sv\u00e9m selh\u00e1n\u00ed se n\u011bkdy nem\u016f\u017eu pod\u00edvat na tu jednu botu. Hrozn\u011b moc mi p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1, \u017ee taky m\u016f\u017eu b\u00fdt nerv\u00e1k. Je t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 s t\u00edm \u017e\u00edt, ale sna\u017e\u00edm se zlep\u0161ovat. Kdykoli ji te\u010f obouv\u00e1m, prvn\u011b ji nen\u00e1padn\u011b pohlad\u00edm jako omluvu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A tak chci v\u00e1m v\u0161em rodi\u010d\u016fm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jste jenom lidi. Je p\u0159irozen\u00e9, \u017ee to n\u011bkdy ujede. Dr\u017e\u00edm palce, abyste nem\u011bli tak siln\u00e9 v\u00fdbuchy jako j\u00e1. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jako\u017ee v\u016fbec. Ty situace, kdy rodi\u010d\u016fm ujedou nervy, za\u010dnou k\u0159i\u010det, nebo je\u0161t\u011b h\u016f\u0159 daj\u00ed d\u00edt\u011bti na zadek, jsou mi naprosto ciz\u00ed. Na\u0161emu synkovi je 3,5 a nikdy jsem na n\u011bj nek\u0159i\u010del a nikdy jsem ani nem\u011bl \u017e\u00e1dnou pot\u0159ebu k\u0159i\u010det. Jestli ho n\u011bkdy ude\u0159\u00edm, jako\u017ee v\u00fdchovn\u011b, budu to pova\u017eovat za jedno z nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch selh\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00e9ho otcovstv\u00ed. 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