Ted\u00edk nem\u00e1 prakticky \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd nutn\u00fd ritu\u00e1ly, kter\u00e9 se mus\u00ed odehr\u00e1vat p\u0159esn\u011b podle p\u0159edem dan\u00e9ho postupu. Ka\u017ed\u00fd den n\u00e1s pravda srovn\u00e1 do lat\u011b, \u017ee n\u011bco d\u011bl\u00e1me \u0161patn\u011b, kdy\u017e on to cht\u011bl jinak. Sice n\u00e1m to ne\u0159ekl, ale m\u011bli jsme to poznat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jednou mu bundu m\u016f\u017eeme obl\u00edct, jindy v\u016fbec. Aut\u00ed\u010dko jsme zaparkovali \u0161patn\u011b, kdy\u017e ho p\u0159ece cht\u011bl tady a je \u00fapln\u011b jedno, \u017ee n\u00e1m to nijak neozn\u00e1mil. Ud\u011blali jsme to \u0161patn\u011b a je t\u0159eba to obre\u010det nebo ok\u0159i\u010det \u010di jinak vyj\u00e1d\u0159it svou frustraci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pat\u0159\u00ed to k rodi\u010dovstv\u00ed jako pokuty p\u0159i \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed auta, tak\u017ee si na to nijak nest\u011b\u017eujeme. \u0160lo by se tomu vyhnout, ale za p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 velkou cenu. U d\u011bt\u00ed je p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 velk\u00e1 cena neust\u00e1l\u00e9 dotazov\u00e1n\u00ed na v\u0161echno co m\u016f\u017eete, mus\u00edte nebo m\u00e1te ud\u011blat a n\u00e1sledn\u00e9 dodr\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed nesplniteln\u00e9ho postupu (pl\u00e1tky okurky ten\u010d\u00ed ne\u017e milimetr fakt nejdou!!!). U \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed byste zase museli dodr\u017eovat neust\u00e1le v\u0161echna pravidla silni\u010dn\u00edho provozu. Ha ha ha, \u017ee? Padla oran\u017eov\u00e1? P\u0159id\u00e1m plyn a k\u0159i\u017eovatku profr\u010d\u00edm sedmdes\u00e1tkou. Z\u00e1kaz st\u00e1n\u00ed? V\u0161ak j\u00e1 v tom aut\u011b nestoj\u00edm! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Krom\u011b t\u011bchto denn\u011b (nebo vte\u0159inov\u011b) se m\u011bn\u00edc\u00edch ritu\u00e1l\u016f a zvyklost\u00ed m\u00e1 Ted\u00edk jedin\u00fd sv\u016fj opravdu velmi poctiv\u00fd ritu\u00e1l, p\u0159es kter\u00fd nejede vlak. A m\u016f\u017eeme si za n\u011bj dost sami. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toti\u017e kdy\u017e se u\u010dil chodit na velkou na z\u00e1chod, \u0159\u00edkali jsme mu, \u017ee ud\u011blal kr\u00e1snej bobek, a\u0165 se na n\u011bj klidn\u011b pod\u00edv\u00e1, jestli chce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A on cht\u011bl. V\u017edycky. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevynechal jedinou p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost. Bobek se musel okouknout. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b s pat\u0159i\u010dn\u00fdm ohodnocen\u00edm, jak je kr\u00e1snej a velkej. Ano, to jsme mu \u0159\u00edkali jako pozitivn\u00ed motivaci, \u017ee d\u011bl\u00e1 kr\u00e1sn\u00fd velk\u00fd bobky. Jak jsem \u0159\u00edkal, m\u016f\u017eeme si za to sami. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jen mal\u00fd odskok od p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu k t\u00e9 velikosti: Ted\u00edkovi je 3,5 roku. Je to roztomil\u00e9, usm\u011bvav\u00e9 d\u00edtko s velk\u00fdm apetitem. A adekv\u00e1tn\u011b odpov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00edm BOBK\u016eM (ty velk\u00fd p\u00edsmena pochop\u00edte za chvilku). Abych to v\u00edc p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil, pop\u00ed\u0161u p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh z prvn\u00edho kad\u011bn\u00ed ve \u0161kolce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0159i\u0161el jsem pro n\u011bj klasicky kolem t\u0159et\u00ed. Pan\u00ed u\u010ditelka byla takov\u00e1 nesv\u00e1. Ptal jsem se, jak prob\u00edhal den, jestli je v\u0161e v po\u0159\u00e1dku. A ona se cel\u00e1 rozklepan\u00e1 a opocen\u00e1 rozpov\u00eddala. No vlastn\u011b jen rozt\u00e1hla ruce na \u00farove\u0148 ramen a s vyt\u0159e\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdma o\u010dima \u0159ekla: BIG ONE. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A j\u00e1 hned v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee Ted\u00edk, n\u00e1\u0161 roztomil\u00fd synek, kadil poprv\u00e9 ve \u0161kolce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vyzved\u00e1val jsem ho asi t\u0159i hodiny po akci, ale pan\u00ed u\u010ditelka st\u00e1le nev\u011b\u0159ila, \u017ee se to stalo. A j\u00e1 se v\u016fbec nedivil, \u017ee to byl velk\u00fd z\u00e1\u017eitek. Kdy\u017e jsme to poprv\u00e9 vid\u011bli doma, nech\u00e1pali jsme, \u017ee jsme si na z\u00e1chod\u011b nev\u0161imli dvousetkilov\u00e9ho sumo z\u00e1pasn\u00edka, jak tam hodinu intenzivn\u011b tvo\u0159\u00ed. Nikdo jin\u00fd takhle velkou tvorbu ur\u010dit\u011b nem\u00e1. Chlapi nad dv\u011bst\u011b kilo a n\u00e1\u0161 18 kilov\u00fd Ted\u00edk. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ale zp\u00e1tky k d\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed na bobky. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Za\u010dlo to b\u00fdt tak d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9, \u017ee jsme pap\u00edr do z\u00e1chodu museli h\u00e1zet, aby byl bobek po\u0159\u00e1d vid\u011bt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0159edstavte si to peklo, kdy\u017e mu zadek ut\u00edrala t\u0159eba babi\u010dka, kter\u00e1 tenhle jeho ritu\u00e1l je\u0161t\u011b neznala. Ano, byl z toho \u0159ev na cel\u00e9 kolo, \u017ee si dovolila spl\u00e1chnout. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A tak jsme rad\u011bji za\u010dali v\u0161em \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee Ted\u00edk se mus\u00ed po akci pod\u00edvat. Babi\u010dk\u00e1m, d\u011bde\u010dk\u016fm, str\u00fd\u010dk\u016fm, teti\u010dk\u00e1m, u\u010ditelk\u00e1m ve \u0161kolce, soused\u016fm, kamar\u00e1d\u016fm, \u0159idi\u010d\u016fm autobusu. Prost\u011b v\u0161em. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
U\u010dili jsme je spr\u00e1vn\u00fd postup h\u00e1zen\u00ed pap\u00edru do z\u00e1chodu, \u017ee nesm\u00ed spl\u00e1chnout za \u017e\u00e1dnou cenu a dal\u0161\u00ed drobnosti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u011b\u0159te, \u017ee lidi nic nesbl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed v\u00edc, ne\u017e debata o ho… dn\u00e9m chlapci, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 sv\u016fj prvn\u00ed ritu\u00e1l. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ale je t\u0159eba hledat na v\u0161em to pozitivn\u00ed – \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd hor\u0161\u00ed ritu\u00e1l n\u00e1s \u010dekat nem\u016f\u017ee. Ano, jsme naivky. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ted\u00edk nem\u00e1 prakticky \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd nutn\u00fd ritu\u00e1ly, kter\u00e9 se mus\u00ed odehr\u00e1vat p\u0159esn\u011b podle p\u0159edem dan\u00e9ho postupu. Ka\u017ed\u00fd den n\u00e1s pravda srovn\u00e1 do lat\u011b, \u017ee n\u011bco d\u011bl\u00e1me \u0161patn\u011b, kdy\u017e on to cht\u011bl jinak. Sice n\u00e1m to ne\u0159ekl, ale m\u011bli jsme to poznat. Jednou mu bundu m\u016f\u017eeme obl\u00edct, jindy v\u016fbec. Aut\u00ed\u010dko jsme zaparkovali \u0161patn\u011b, kdy\u017e ho p\u0159ece cht\u011bl […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions\/34"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}