Zn\u00e1te to. Jdete sp\u00e1t brzy, abyste se vyspali, ale duch noci m\u00e1 pro v\u00e1s jin\u00e9 pl\u00e1ny. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
J\u00e1 tentokr\u00e1t \u0161el fakt brzy. V posteli jsem byl u\u017e n\u011bkdy kolem p\u016fl des\u00e1t\u00e9 a usnul jsem instantn\u011b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Radosti za\u010daly po p\u016flnoci kolem 0:40, kdy\u017e jsem \u0161el \u010d\u016frat. V\u00edm to p\u0159esn\u011b, proto\u017ee jsem zodpov\u011bdnej a p\u0159i no\u010dn\u00edch akc\u00edch se furt d\u00edv\u00e1m na hodinky, abych o tom mohl ps\u00e1t a m\u011bli jste v\u0161ichni (a \u017ee v\u00e1s je!) nezkreslen\u00e9 informace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Na z\u00e1chod je to kolem dve\u0159\u00ed man\u017eelky, kter\u00e1, jak ji\u017e v\u0161ichni v\u00edte, m\u00e1 t\u011b\u017ece lehk\u00e9 span\u00ed. Abych ji nevzbudil, vytr\u00e9noval jsem si speci\u00e1ln\u00ed ultra tich\u00e9 pohyby. Do\u0161lapy na podlahu se limitn\u011b bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed levitaci. M\u00edsto sv\u011btla pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m jak\u00fdsi vnit\u0159n\u00ed radar stejn\u011b jako netop\u00fd\u0159i a ka\u017ed\u00e9 dotknut\u00ed v\u0161ech povrch\u016f je jako kdy\u017e p\u00edrko dosedne do mechu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teda tak to vn\u00edm\u00e1m j\u00e1. Hrd\u00fd na sv\u00e9 schopnosti se j\u00ed pak r\u00e1no zept\u00e1m, jak m\u011b ur\u010dit\u011b nesly\u0161ela a ona ozn\u00e1m\u00ed, \u017ee v 0:40 kolem n\u00ed pro\u0161lo st\u00e1do slon\u016f hraj\u00edc\u00ed na \u010dinely. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ale zp\u00e1tky do no\u010dn\u00edch radost\u00ed. Vr\u00e1til jsem se do postele a nemohl usnout. Spal jsem toti\u017e u\u017e p\u0159es t\u0159i hodiny a n\u011bkdy pak prost\u011b hned nezaberu. V\u00e1lel jsme se v posteli do 1:30 a v tom se vzbudil Ted\u00edk a za\u010dal svou klasickou n\u00e1tlakovou akci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0159itul\u00ed se, jako\u017ee se m\u00e1me r\u00e1di. To jsem d\u0159\u00edv v\u017edycky skoro slzu uk\u00e1pnul. Dnes u\u017e ale ne. Dnes u\u017e okam\u017eit\u011b opev\u0148uji pozice. Dr\u017e\u00edm zuby nehty sv\u016fj patn\u00e1ct cm pruh postele. Jen\u017ee on je fakt vytrval\u00fd, tak\u017ee d\u00e1l a d\u00e1l se posouv\u00e1 a j\u00e1 se u zhruba osmi cm vzd\u00e1m. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Op\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed rukou o prot\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148, abych nespadl z postele, nen\u00ed pro span\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b pohodln\u00e9, tak\u017ee jak zpr\u00e1sk\u00e1ny pes p\u0159ejdu na jeho p\u016flku, kterou pr\u00e1v\u011b opustil. Kdy\u017e m\u00e1m velk\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a seb\u011bhne se to dost rychle, najdu je\u0161t\u011b trochu tepl\u00e9 m\u00edste\u010dko, kde le\u017eel. Jinak mus\u00edm v\u0161e zah\u0159\u00e1t a sv\u011bte div se to \u010dlov\u011bka docela probud\u00ed, kdy\u017e uprost\u0159ed noci vleze pod studenou pe\u0159inu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zah\u0159\u00edv\u00e1m si tak svou novou p\u016flku, sna\u017e\u00edm se usnout a najednou siln\u00e1 dut\u00e1 r\u00e1na ze synkem okupovan\u00e9 strany postele. To m\u016f\u017ee znamenat jedin\u00e9. Otev\u0159u o\u010di a postel je fakt pr\u00e1zdn\u00e1. Spadl z postele a sb\u00edr\u00e1 se na zemi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kupodivu skoro nebre\u010d\u00ed, tak rychle rozjedu svoje uklid\u0148ovac\u00ed \u0161 – \u0161 – \u0161 – \u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161. Za ta l\u00e9ta je to vypilovan\u00fd vypiplan\u00fd souzvuk \u0161, kter\u00fd fakt funguje. Ted\u00edk vylezl nahoru, lehl si a bez breku za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 us\u00ednat. Jasn\u00fd z\u00e1zrak, \u017ee se to obe\u0161lo bez maminky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Za p\u011bt vte\u0159in se ale ozvalo \u010d\u016frat. A to je bez diskuze. Odm\u00edtnout ho \u010dlov\u011bk nem\u016f\u017ee, jinak n\u00e1s pl\u00ednky do osmn\u00e1cti vyjdou na majlant. Vzal jsem ho do n\u00e1ru\u010de a \u0161li jsme na z\u00e1chod. V noci toti\u017e na z\u00e1chod mus\u00ed b\u00fdt z\u00e1sadn\u011b nesen\u00fd v n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed, jinak je sc\u00e9na, to u\u017e je ozkou\u0161en\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ambice na neprobuzen\u00ed maminky jsou samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nulov\u00e9. I tak se ale sna\u017e\u00edm to v\u017edycky sehr\u00e1t potichu. Ted\u00edk si stoupl a \u010d\u016fral, kdy\u017e si uv\u011bdomil, \u017ee jsme nerozsv\u00edtili. Za\u010dal popotahovat, \u017ee chce sv\u00edtit. Vysv\u011btloval jsem, \u017ee n\u00e1s to probud\u00ed, tak za\u010dal plakat, \u017ee se mus\u00ed sv\u00edtit, jinak na to neuvid\u00ed. Moje argumenty, \u017ee u\u017e do\u010d\u016fral ho nijak nezaj\u00edmaly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inu rozsv\u00edtil jsem. Takov\u00e1 chyba! Hyster\u00e1k byl hned na sc\u00e9n\u011b. Rozsv\u00edtit p\u0159ece cht\u011bl on! Pro\u010d jsem rozsv\u00edtil? Pro\u010d jsem ho to nenechal ud\u011blat? K\u0159i\u010d\u00ed na m\u011b v pln\u00e9m pl\u00e1\u010di. A j\u00e1 si \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee \u010dten\u00ed my\u0161lenek by jist\u011b zachr\u00e1nilo mnoho \u017eivot\u016f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Po \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9m vy\u010d\u016fr\u00e1n\u00ed a je\u0161t\u011b \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00edm kompletn\u00edm probuzen\u00ed sv\u011btlem i hyster\u00e1kem, nesu ho zp\u011bt do pokoje. Jedu poctiv\u011b \u0161-\u0161-\u0161-\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161, pomalu zav\u00edr\u00e1m dve\u0159e a vypad\u00e1 to dob\u0159e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jen\u017ee v posledn\u00ed vte\u0159in\u011b zav\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed \u0161la maminka asi taky \u010d\u016frat a Ted\u00edk ji usly\u0161el. V posledn\u00ed vte\u0159in\u011b! Byl jsem z toho na v\u00fdvrat, jak malinko chyb\u011blo. Dal\u0161\u00ed pl\u00e1\u010d a hned “j\u00e1 chci mami”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maminka p\u0159i\u0161la, ut\u011b\u0161ila, uspala za chvilinku a ode\u0161la. Par\u00e1da, jdu taky sp\u00e1t. Jsem jen pln\u011b vzbuzen\u00fd cel\u00fdm t\u00edm adrenalinem, to jist\u011b usnu brzy. A fakt \u017ee jo, u\u017e n\u011bkdy p\u0159ed t\u0159et\u00ed jsem spinkal jak miminko. Jen necel\u00e9 dv\u011b a p\u016fl hodiny z\u00e1bavy si duch noci p\u0159ipravil. P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b snad bude kreativn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, amat\u00e9r. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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