Na dovolen\u00e9 s kamar\u00e1dy, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed t\u0159i d\u011bti, rozhodli jsme se, \u017ee p\u016fjdeme do zoo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ano, bylo to p\u0159esn\u011b tak d\u011bsiv\u00e9, jak si p\u0159edstavujete. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u016flku \u010dasu hled\u00e1te d\u00edt\u011b, aby nesko\u010dilo n\u011bkam ke lv\u016fm a druhou p\u016flku se modl\u00edte, aby zv\u00ed\u0159ata n\u011bco uk\u00e1zala a d\u00edt\u011b z toho n\u011bco m\u011blo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0164uk\u00e1te na sklo, i kdy\u017e se to nesm\u00ed. L\u00e1k\u00e1te plame\u0148\u00e1ky st\u00e1n\u00edm na jedn\u00e9 noze a u prasat si kr\u00e1sn\u011b zachrocht\u00e1te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u011bt\u0161inou poho\u0159\u00edte a zv\u00ed\u0159ata na v\u00e1s nereaguj\u00ed stejn\u011b jako na t\u011bch milion jin\u00fdch pomatenc\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed na n\u011b zkou\u0161\u00ed svoje triky. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tutovka b\u00fdvaj\u00ed lachtani a my m\u011bli tentokr\u00e1t \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed i na levharta, kter\u00fd neust\u00e1le chodil v kleci a ob\u010das dokonce sk\u00e1kal. Z\u016fstali jsme u n\u011bj nejd\u00e9le ze v\u0161ech zv\u00ed\u0159at a bylo to fajn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
D\u011bti se svezly v zoo vl\u00e1\u010dku, zat\u00edmco my b\u011b\u017eeli vedle, abychom u\u0161et\u0159ili za j\u00edzdenku a vydali jsme se zp\u011bt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cestou jsem se ptal Ted\u00edka, kter\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tko se mu nejv\u00edc l\u00edbilo. Bez v\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed \u0159ekl tygr. V hlav\u011b mi problesklo, jak se tygr v\u00e1lel n\u011bkde daleko a nic ned\u011blal a bylo mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee se spletl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inu opravil jsem ho, \u017ee jist\u011b mysl\u00ed toho zaj\u00edmav\u00e9ho levharta, jak tam po\u0159\u00e1d b\u011bhal a sk\u00e1kal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A tentokr\u00e1t Ted\u00edk opravil m\u011b. St\u00e1l si za sv\u00fdm, \u017ee myslel tygra. J\u00e1, st\u00e1le vid\u00edc le\u017e\u00edc\u00edho tygra bez akce, pt\u00e1m se pro\u010d zrovna tygr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Odpov\u011b\u010f neuhodnete. Zkuste vymyslet nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed blbost, co v\u00e1s napadne a stejn\u011b to netref\u00edte. Mysl\u00edte si, \u017ee t\u0159eba tygr na Ted\u00edka mrknul, kdy\u017e se nikdo jin\u00fd ned\u00edval, nebo mu zam\u00e1val na rozlou\u010denou? Nebo si ukazovali zuby a dali plac\u00e1ka p\u0159es sklo? \u00dapln\u011b vedle. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tygr se mu nejv\u00edc l\u00edbil, proto\u017ee spal a neru\u0161il Ted\u00edka v zoo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A j\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to je kr\u00e1sn\u00e9. Respektive ta vidina, \u017ee u\u017e v zoo nikdy nebudu chrochtat nebo d\u011blat vola u krav je fakt povzbuzuj\u00edc\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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