{"id":37,"date":"2024-10-12T20:24:58","date_gmt":"2024-10-12T20:24:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/?p=37"},"modified":"2024-10-12T20:24:58","modified_gmt":"2024-10-12T20:24:58","slug":"ja-mam-hlad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"J\u00e1 m\u00e1m hlad"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ted\u00edk nen\u00ed hube\u0148our ani \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd tlou\u0161t\u00edk. Je tak akor\u00e1t rostl\u00fd jak m\u00e1 spr\u00e1vn\u00fd chlap b\u00fdt. Ostatn\u011b, je to m\u016fj syn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nicm\u00e9n\u011b r\u010den\u00ed &#8220;Tebe je lep\u0161\u00ed \u0161atit ne\u017e \u017eivit&#8221; je u n\u00e1s zcela na m\u00edst\u011b. Koupili jsme mu v\u0161ehov\u0161udy tak p\u011bt kus\u016f oble\u010den\u00ed, jinak m\u00e1me v\u0161e zd\u011bd\u011bn\u00e9 nebo p\u016fj\u010den\u00e9, tak\u017ee se tomu t\u011b\u017eko divit, ale i kdybychom mu koupili v\u0161e nov\u00e9, stejn\u011b by to sed\u011blo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00e1\u0161 synek toti\u017e r\u00e1d j\u00ed. N\u011bkdy se zd\u00e1, \u017ee po\u0159\u00e1d. Jeho v\u011bta &#8220;j\u00e1 m\u00e1m hlad&#8221;, je n\u00e1m d\u016fv\u011brn\u011b zn\u00e1m\u00e1 prakticky v ka\u017ed\u00e9 p\u0159edstaviteln\u00e9 situaci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Probud\u00ed se a prvn\u00ed co \u0159ekne je: J\u00e1 m\u00e1m hlad. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Us\u00edn\u00e1 a posledn\u00ed co \u0159ekne je: J\u00e1 m\u00e1m hlad. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sn\u00ed sva\u010dinu, ujdeme p\u00e1r krok\u016f a: J\u00e1 m\u00e1m hlad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vyjdeme z restaurace, kde sn\u011bdl dosp\u011blou porci a: J\u00e1 m\u00e1m hlad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prost\u011b r\u00e1d j\u00ed, jak u\u017e jsme ostatn\u011b prob\u00edrali v jin\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvku o ho&#8230; dn\u011b velk\u00fdch v\u00fdtvorech na z\u00e1chod\u011b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mo\u017en\u00e1 si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te, \u017ee se n\u00e1m to zd\u00e1, takov\u00e9 je p\u0159ece ka\u017ed\u00e9 druh\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b. Tak potom mus\u00edm vyrukovat se z\u00e1\u017eitky ze \u0161kolky. V d\u0159\u00edv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u0161kolce, kde u\u017e ho znali, jsem ho jednou vyzved\u00e1val. Pan\u00ed u\u010ditelka mi vypr\u00e1v\u011bla, co v\u0161e se d\u011blo, byla usm\u011bvav\u00e1 a v pohod\u011b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pak najednou ztuhla, jakoby cht\u011bla \u0159\u00edct n\u011bco v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9ho. A\u017e jsem se lekl, co se stalo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ona pak jen se zd\u011b\u0161en\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem pln\u00fdm p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed pronesla: Nep\u0159idal si na ob\u011bd\u011b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u00e1 jsem taky ztuhnul, \u010dekal n\u011bjak\u00fd dov\u011btek, ale myslela to v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Koukali jsme na sebe, \u017ee to je fakt divn\u00e9 a ml\u010dky se roze\u0161li. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ted\u00edka jsem pak cel\u00fd zbytek dne pozoroval jako oko v hlav\u011b, jestli je v po\u0159\u00e1dku. A\u017e u ve\u010de\u0159e, kdy\u017e si d\u00e1val t\u0159et\u00ed chod jsem se uklidnil, \u017ee je v\u0161e v po\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kdy\u017e nastoupil do nov\u00e9 \u0161kolky, kde ho je\u0161t\u011b neznali a v kuchyni nepo\u010d\u00edtali s jeho spot\u0159ebou, vykl\u00e1dala n\u00e1m zase p\u0159ekvapen\u00e1 u\u010ditelka, \u017ee si 4x p\u0159idal. Ne\u0159ekla to nahlas, ale o\u010dividn\u011b nic takov\u00e9ho za 20 let v mate\u0159sk\u00e9 \u0161kolce nevid\u011bla. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u016fbec nev\u00edme, po kom to m\u00e1. Tat\u00ednek dok\u00e1\u017ee sn\u00edst maxim\u00e1ln\u011b t\u0159i porce. Maminky se zase b\u00e1l kucha\u0159 na d\u011btsk\u00e9m t\u00e1bo\u0159e, \u017ee u\u017e j\u00ed v\u00edc d\u00e1t nem\u016f\u017ee, jinak bude p\u016flka t\u00e1bora o hladu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mus\u00edme po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b vyzpov\u00eddat prarodi\u010de, jestli n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u0159edek nebyl pojmenov\u00e1n Otes\u00e1nek.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ted\u00edk nen\u00ed hube\u0148our ani \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd tlou\u0161t\u00edk. Je tak akor\u00e1t rostl\u00fd jak m\u00e1 spr\u00e1vn\u00fd chlap b\u00fdt. Ostatn\u011b, je to m\u016fj syn. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b r\u010den\u00ed &#8220;Tebe je lep\u0161\u00ed \u0161atit ne\u017e \u017eivit&#8221; je u n\u00e1s zcela na m\u00edst\u011b. 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