{"id":9,"date":"2024-02-12T21:17:17","date_gmt":"2024-02-12T21:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/?p=9"},"modified":"2024-02-12T21:17:17","modified_gmt":"2024-02-12T21:17:17","slug":"nocni-sichty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"No\u010dn\u00ed \u0161ichty"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Jako\u017eto spavec a rychlous\u00ednavec m\u00e1m v noci Ted\u00edka na starost j\u00e1. Zhruba od dvou let sp\u00edme spolu ve velk\u00fd man\u017eelsk\u00fd posteli. A v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b je to v pohod\u011b. Ted\u00edk m\u011b p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t za noc vzbud\u00ed, vy\u0159e\u0161\u00edme jeho aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed sv\u011btov\u00fd probl\u00e9m a zase sp\u00edme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Situace a jejich \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed jsou to r\u016fznorod\u00e1. Pop\u00ed\u0161eme si n\u011bkolik z\u00e1kladn\u00edch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. Surikata: Klekne si, (ne)kouk\u00e1, n\u011bco (ne)\u0159ekne, lehne si a sp\u00ed d\u00e1l. <\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Bre\u010d\u00edc\u00ed Surikata: Nejsp\u00ed\u0161 m\u011bl \u0161patn\u00fd sen a bre\u010d\u00ed. Na ot\u00e1zku, co se d\u011bje, jestli ho n\u011bco bol\u00ed apod., odpov\u00edd\u00e1 neochv\u011bjn\u011b a sk\u00e1lopevn\u011b: ne. Jak\u00e1koli moje snaha (\u010di jen promluven\u00ed) je v\u011bt\u0161inou odm\u011bn\u011bna v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm pl\u00e1\u010dem, tak\u017ee \u0159e\u0161en\u00edm je \u010dasto maminka. A tady si dovol\u00edm popsat, jak to s maminkou m\u00e1me domluven\u00e9. V\u00edte, maminku b\u011b\u017en\u011b vzbud\u00ed spadnut\u00fd \u0161pendl\u00edk u soused\u016f naproti v bar\u00e1ku p\u0159es p\u016fl m\u011bsta do nov\u00e9ho \u010derstv\u011b na\u010dechran\u00e9ho koberce. Tak\u017ee vlastn\u00ed bre\u010d\u00edc\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b sly\u0161\u00ed od v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho nadechnut\u00ed p\u0159ed jeho prvn\u00edm vzlyknut\u00edm. Ale aby nemusela hned z postele, m\u00e1me dohodu, \u017ee po\u010dk\u00e1, dokud za n\u00ed nep\u0159ijdu. A\u017e prost\u011b budu po p\u016flhodin\u011b natolik zoufal\u00fd, \u017ee snahy o usp\u00e1n\u00ed vzd\u00e1m. A funguje to skv\u011ble. Zhruba druhou vte\u0159inu, co Ted\u00edk bre\u010d\u00ed, je vy\u010d\u016fran\u00e1 a v \u017eupanu pln\u00e1 adrenalinu za dve\u0159mi, kde cca minutu (dob\u0159e, kec\u00e1m, je to tak 10 vte\u0159in) vydr\u017e\u00ed poslouchat, jak jej\u00ed synek pl\u00e1\u010de a pak vejde dovnit\u0159. Usp\u00ed synka a kr\u00e1sn\u011b vzbuzen\u00e1 se vrac\u00ed us\u00ednat. J\u00e1 j\u00ed druh\u00fd den r\u00e1no \u0159eknu, \u017ee mohla po\u010dkat, a\u017e p\u0159ijdu, ona svorn\u011b s kruhy pod o\u010dima souhlas\u00ed a zase se to v noci opakuje na vte\u0159inu p\u0159esn\u011b.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. Tati j\u00e1 chci tebe: tohle je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b roztomil\u00e9. Neodm\u00edtnu vlastn\u00edho synka, kdy\u017e se vzbud\u00ed, ozn\u00e1m\u00ed n\u011bco tak p\u011bkn\u00e9ho a chce se p\u0159itulit. Ov\u0161em \u010dlov\u011bk mus\u00ed jednat rychle a hned se za n\u00edm p\u0159esunout. Jinak by se p\u0159itulil on a nen\u00e1padn\u011b by m\u011b do\u0161\u0165ouchal na zhruba 10cm \u0161irok\u00fd pruh u kraje postele, kde mus\u00edm z\u016fstat bd\u011bl\u00fd a \u0161ikovn\u011b balancovat, jinak z n\u00ed spadnu p\u016fl metru na zem. Ano, zkou\u0161el jsem p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t marn\u011b vybojovat i odv\u00e1\u017en\u00fdch 12cm, ale to je hned odm\u011bn\u011bno brbl\u00e1n\u00edm, \u017ee nem\u00e1 m\u00edsto (z\u016fstalo by mu pravda jen cca 168 cm postele), a postupn\u00fdm graduj\u00edc\u00edm vzlyk\u00e1n\u00edm. Pak mus\u00ed p\u0159ij\u00edt maminka a to je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b ne\u017e\u00e1douc\u00ed. <\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. Tati s n\u011bjakou ot\u00e1zkou: tohle u\u017e tak roztomil\u00e9 nen\u00ed. Jasn\u011b, p\u016flka postele mi z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1, ale vysv\u011btlovat pro\u010d Blesk McQueen nep\u0159ezul gumy, nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b z\u00e1bava na druhou hodinu rann\u00ed. Nejlep\u0161\u00ed v\u0161ak bylo, kdy\u017e se vzbudil, probudil m\u011b, \u0159ekl svoje Tat\u00ed, na\u010de\u017e j\u00e1 l\u00e1skypln\u011b odpov\u011bd\u011bl “ano, co pot\u0159ebuje\u0161 Ted\u00edku” a Ted\u00edk jen \u0159ekl “nic”. A usnul. Stejn\u011b tak m\u011b pobavila hl\u00e1\u0161ka ve t\u0159i r\u00e1no, kdy\u017e pronesl “Tati smrd\u00ed\u0161”. A usnul. \u0158\u00edkejte mi necito, ale “nic” a “smrd\u00ed\u0161” m\u011b prost\u011b do kolen nedost\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. Tati s n\u011bjakou \u017e\u00e1dost\u00ed: nej\u010dast\u011bji hled\u00e1me. Vzpomene si, \u017ee \u0161el sp\u00e1t s n\u011bjakou v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e1 je zhruba velikosti mravence a nutn\u011b ji te\u010f pot\u0159ebuje naj\u00edt, proto\u017ee ji b\u011bhem sp\u00e1nku ztratil. Co\u017e se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b neda\u0159\u00ed, ale zat\u00edm jsme v\u017edycky na\u0161li. Nejd\u0159\u00edv prolezu celou postel \u010dty\u0159ikr\u00e1t dokola, v\u010detn\u011b p\u0159evle\u010den\u00ed povle\u010den\u00ed a Ted\u00edk si pak vzpomene, \u017ee si to polo\u017eil vedle postele. <\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. Brzk\u00e9 vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed: v\u011bt\u0161inou kolem \u0161est\u00e9 r\u00e1no. Tohle se pravda \u010dasto nest\u00e1v\u00e1 a v\u011bt\u0161inou vst\u00e1v\u00e1me po sedm\u00e9. Kdy\u017e u\u017e se to stane, je to pade na pade, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b bude v klidu le\u017eet nebo dokonce usne. Pokud u\u017e to opravdu nejde, domluv\u00edme se, \u017ee j\u00e1 budu je\u0161t\u011b le\u017eet, p\u0159i nejlep\u0161\u00edm, zkus\u00edm i usnout a on si bude v pokoj\u00ed\u010dku hrozn\u011b potichu hr\u00e1t, abychom nevzbudili maminku. A funguje to par\u00e1dn\u011b. Le\u017e\u00edm v posteli, Ted\u00edk k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed, dupe po pokoji, bouch\u00e1 do dve\u0159\u00ed a kdy\u017e to p\u0159i v\u0161\u00ed nepravd\u011bpodobnosti vypad\u00e1, \u017ee fakt zkou\u0161\u00edm usnout, jezd\u00ed po m\u011b auty, \u0161\u0165ouch\u00e1 do o\u010d\u00ed a d\u00e1v\u00e1 studen\u00e9 pit\u00ed na hol\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti t\u011bla. Prost\u011b co jsme si domluvili, to plat\u00ed. To nem\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Dovolil bych si to zakon\u010dit pozitivn\u011b, kdy\u017e u\u017e jsou v\u0161echny ty situace tak hezky pozitivn\u00ed. Asi 2x se povedla dokonal\u00e1 noc. Jak to prob\u00edh\u00e1? Ted\u00edk brzy usne, j\u00e1 nemus\u00edm pracovat a jdu taky brzo sp\u00e1t. A celou noc sp\u00edm. Jako\u017ee celou. T\u0159eba od des\u00edti ve\u010der do sedmi r\u00e1no. Fakt se to stalo. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 probuzen\u00ed, cel\u00e1 p\u016flka postele, \u010d\u016frat se mi necht\u011blo. Spal jsem. Dlouh\u00e9 roky u\u017e jsem si myslel, \u017ee je to mo\u017en\u00e9 jen v poh\u00e1dk\u00e1ch nebo divok\u00fdch snech. Ale pak se to jednou stalo a od t\u00e9 doby zase v\u011b\u0159\u00edm na z\u00e1zraky. Nev\u011b\u0159\u00edte? V\u011b\u0159te!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Jako\u017eto spavec a rychlous\u00ednavec m\u00e1m v noci Ted\u00edka na starost j\u00e1. Zhruba od dvou let sp\u00edme spolu ve velk\u00fd man\u017eelsk\u00fd posteli. A v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b je to v pohod\u011b. Ted\u00edk m\u011b p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t za noc vzbud\u00ed, vy\u0159e\u0161\u00edme jeho aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed sv\u011btov\u00fd probl\u00e9m a zase sp\u00edme. Situace a jejich \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed jsou to r\u016fznorod\u00e1. Pop\u00ed\u0161eme si n\u011bkolik z\u00e1kladn\u00edch. Dovolil bych si […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/13"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teo.olw.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}